Sunday, February 28, 2010

When his DPS isn't high enough
The milk that they sell at the school is garbage
The last protein shake isn't being used by someone who lifts weights
The gym closes at 9 on Sunday
There are too many Red Bulls in the fridge

Saturday, February 27, 2010

That Dave walks around while talking on the phone

Thursday, February 25, 2010

That Dirty has to write an essay which he can control the time frame of while he has a test to do on the same day
That the one dollar bills in his wallet aren't hundred dollar bills.
That the ATM never messes up and gives him more money than it is supposed to