That the gym doesn't have an iPod charger on hand for him to use

That he doesn't have his own huge gym where he can work out by himself and blast really loud music.

That subways are covered with germs. There is no clean part of the subway to touch -- rails and seats must be left untouched

That this blog exists

When he didn't win Vince McMahon's million dollar giveaway from the WWE. Winners were selected at random

That Avatar didn't win best sound mixing over The Hurt Locker at the 2009 Academy Awards

That Matt Freedman wouldn't put on Hot 97 in his car.

When his DPS isn't high enough

The milk that they sell at the school is garbage

The last protein shake isn't being used by someone who lifts weights

The gym closes at 9 on Sunday

There are too many Red Bulls in the fridge

That Dave walks around while talking on the phone

That Dirty has to write an essay which he can control the time frame of while he has a test to do on the same day

That the one dollar bills in his wallet aren't hundred dollar bills.

That the ATM never messes up and gives him more money than it is supposed to