That the gym doesn't have an iPod charger on hand for him to use

That he doesn't have his own huge gym where he can work out by himself and blast really loud music.

That subways are covered with germs. There is no clean part of the subway to touch -- rails and seats must be left untouched

That this blog exists

When he didn't win Vince McMahon's million dollar giveaway from the WWE. Winners were selected at random

That Avatar didn't win best sound mixing over The Hurt Locker at the 2009 Academy Awards

That Matt Freedman wouldn't put on Hot 97 in his car.